Do you know Call Her Daddy? This podcast covers all sorts of interesting sextips, and the Gluck Gluck 9000 is one of them. What is this technique and how do you perform it?
Lately we’ve been seeing and hearing a lot about the Gluck Gluck 9000. It’s a more evolved version of the Gluck Gluck 3000, which is another blowjob technique that’s been discussed on the podcast. The term has gained so much popularity, it’s even been given a place in the Urban Dictionary.
How does it work?
You’re probably curious about the details of this infamous blowjob trick! Pro tip: this technique works best when he’s backed against the wall. You need to use a lot of saliva and make lots of noise. It’s called ‘gluck gluck’ for a reason.
You should also use two hands instead of one. Twist your hands in together. This technique is called the ‘double hand twist.’ It’s a great ego boost for him. By using both hands, you’re making him believe he has a huge dick (according to the ladies of Call Her Daddy.
This next part is pretty important when doing the Gluck Gluck 9000: vacuum sealing. To quote Call Her Daddy: ‘Close your eyes and imagine you’re in the Sahara. You’re completely dehydrated and in desperate need of water. Your only water source is his dick. You’d do anything for that water, and therefore would do anything for his penis. It needs to look like you’re literally starving’. Now that’s a visual.
Gluck Gluck 9000 in a nutshell
To summarize, to perform this technique you need to use a lot of saliva, make a lot of noise, do the double-hand twist and think of what we said about vacuum sealing. This will make you a Gluck Gluck 9000 pro!